dental hygiene is just really boring okay

[enemyofperfect]

I want you all to know that I have enough sense not to stand on one foot while I floss my teeth.

...just not enough to do the same while brushing them.

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[enemyofperfect]

Whereas I'm pretty sure that when I was in high school, I didn't even have a toothbrush, or if I did I'd never taken it out of its packaging. Oh, the glamor and romance of having absolutely zero energy for dealing with life!

Now if only I could stop biting my lips. *bites them*