Descending further into D&D nonsense...

[enemyofperfect]

amovingtarget and I have created character stats for ourselves! As in, our literal real life selves. It was ridiculously fun.

You can see hers here, and as for myself, a neutral good 2nd level human bard named enemyofperfect...

Strength: 10 (+0)
Dexterity: 8 (-1)
Constitution: 10 (+0)
Intelligence: 17 (+3)
Wisdom: 12 (+1)
Charisma: 12 (+1)

Proficiencies: Arcana, Investigation, Performance, Insight (only if not personally involved)

Contrary: when closely supervised, succeed on a DC 17 wisdom saving throw or make every subsequent roll with disadvantage until taking 2d20 hours off from the project
Shiny: advantage on the first action towards any exciting new goal; on a critical success, ability extends to the next turn
SJW: +10 temporary hp when arguing on behalf of a principle or a perceived underdog
Soliloquy: advantage on any checks that use written communication that you have an hour to work on
Sympathy: make a DC 15 wisdom saving throw upon learning of someone’s misfortune and take 1d8 psychic damage on a failure
Trivia: +5 on intelligence checks to remember a random fact related to the subject at hand, which may or may not be useful
Wallflower: disadvantage on all charisma checks when unfamiliar humanoids are physically present