The Good Place is wrong on the internet

So yesterday I learned that the official The Good Place twitter account has invited us to place ourselves on a chart whose X axis ranges from Jason to Tahani and whose Y axis ranges from Chidi to Eleanor. And I mean, I can see that, I guess -- you've got social class going in one direction and apparent goodness in the other. That kind of works.

But also, that way of arranging them is absolutely wrong and I'm incensed. ( So have some tl;dr! )

( And to veer a little farther afield, with spoilers-- )