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enemyofperfectAt an hour of the morning when birds are awake but I would really rather not be, there came from downstairs an interesting racket. Quoth the cat (I translate loosely from the original feline):
"I'm LONELY! Why won't you PLAY with me?"
Pause for assorted crashing noises.
"That was less interesting than I hoped! Where ARE you all? I'm LONELY!"
He was so relieved when he saw me. He thought I'd disappeared and he'd never get any attention again ever. Ever!
Yeah, I love you too, you impossible little nuisance.
"I'm LONELY! Why won't you PLAY with me?"
Pause for assorted crashing noises.
"That was less interesting than I hoped! Where ARE you all? I'm LONELY!"
He was so relieved when he saw me. He thought I'd disappeared and he'd never get any attention again ever. Ever!
Yeah, I love you too, you impossible little nuisance.
